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Tue, 27 Dec 2005 04:34:59 GMT

There's no longer any point to this journal, and I'm going to delete it soon. I liked this one, and I wrote some good things and had new and old things and young things for nearly 2 years. Whatever, if I kept this it would just be me being sad and not thinking much. So if you read it ever say bye or something!

Fri, 23 Dec 2005 09:16:29 GMT

Things are really terrible. But today I met Richie, a gay black crosseyed UPS man from Miami. He's going to the Getty for Christmas and he gave me his number so we can kick it and learn about telemarketing or something. Also, my new dream boy is Jimmie Walker circa 1975.

Tue, 20 Dec 2005 08:34:22 GMT

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THIS IS WHAT WE COULD RECOVER FROM HANNA BEFORE SHE BECAME COMATOSE.
THOUGH, AFTER BEING BEATEN AND MATERNALLY NECKED OUT OF HER COMA SHE IS NOW LEADING A HEALTHY, NORMAL LIFE.
XALCOHOLXPOISONINGXXX

Fri, 16 Dec 2005 06:14:05 GMT

pretty much all that's up is

vacuumhands: its the thuggish ruggish aoeirrrrrrrrhsu iOOOOAHH

oh and we saw that mom in an apron who sings for Rilo Kiley at the farmerz market.

Tue, 06 Dec 2005 20:47:28 GMT

I am going to Disneyland and Charlie Brown is my hero, so no more contractions I say.

Thu, 24 Nov 2005 05:44:11 GMT

My house is full of secrets, schemes, and sneaks.

Thu, 10 Nov 2005 05:58:35 GMT

Inquisitive adults are the worst kind!

Wed, 02 Nov 2005 05:45:23 GMT

Too many cuties, too many face paints, too many loose leafs, too many pumpkin seeds.

Mon, 31 Oct 2005 05:01:24 GMT

The only way to study for really important tests is Trivial Persuit.

Wed, 26 Oct 2005 05:56:35 GMT

I think I want to be a detective for Halloween and I definitely ate out of a pumpkin tonight. I wish Los Angeles had a forest of some sort, and hopefully I'll be able to unschool soon. But, theres definitely some sneaky business afoot and I'm going to get to the bottom of it, though I might not be taken seriously until I get some good tweed and a magnifying glass.

Thu, 20 Oct 2005 06:16:28 GMT

THE FIRST TWO COLORS OF THE RAINBOW FELL IN LOVE!

Tue, 18 Oct 2005 04:28:45 GMT

It's so funny in French when everyone exaggerates their accents and sounds like they are about to faint, and then when I have to talk I use absolutely no accent so everyone hates me. I want to kill everyone in that class, especially the girl who thinks she is a mom. The only thing I learn in that class is that I need to go to the winter carnival in quebec, and how to say pumpkinin french. I have an essay to write right now that I should be crying about, plus a test tomorrow I know absolutely nothing about, plus some pdpdpz and vocavocababs. Its good though, and i yelled a lot today, probably because of rain even though i like it a lot. I need someone to go pumpkin shopping with me, or to sit and and be afraid of lightning with me, or i dont know. What should I be for halloween? Lately there's a buzz in my feet, I'm always nervous, and I want to play lazor tag.

ps, i just watched the last episode ever of fresh prince where they move to new york and now im in the worst mood ugghghhhh

Mon, 17 Oct 2005 05:21:51 GMT

Today I got my first headache.

Sat, 08 Oct 2005 06:26:46 GMT

harhaha
things are tite right now, except i'm pretty bad at a lot of things. why cant i eat a appel without the tip of my nose bing sticky?
good thing i fell head first into a dirt clothes hamper a fer mintes ago, that lasted a while. i wish i was such a coooool lady and knew cute bos. i feel like a patient. i feel like a lot og clothes are on. i feel like i got so lucky this week over such a small thing that better better better make me happy. i nrrd to go to a different country, its making me feel suffocated. maybe the sea or maybe that trashy desert land that hurts but oh man will it be good. vegoose vegoosee please time. it takes teo and feivel goes west a re the best movies and the songs make me so great. i sure am supre annoying, hahahah oh god seriously i pose so weird when my han goes up. fresh prince addresses so many serious issues. definitly just got a splinter in toe. i want to be at: gramas house, disney land, yaght club. h bowl, LONDON. building of importance. oh oh oh! christmas at disneylanddd! yes! $$jealousssss this things make mymouth hurty. i ow ugh. two bad i am meellow except not on pupos. i mise peaple and peoiple and people and so many of you, please help me make amdneds. oh man sgur ros, plesse stop being the best out there great,. holy holy holy. champabgrnchapmpagen i hope you are NOT expensive. ugh waw magic mountain

Mon, 03 Oct 2005 05:22:00 GMT

1. I really like filling out forms
2. For the past two years a single day hasn't passed where I didn't worry about how much I ate.
3. I have to come to terms with the fact that the only books I can read are children's books.
4. I really like clothes?
5. When I was an infant I was at the beach with my parents and they took their eyes off me long enough to let me eat dog poo. but, i have brushed my teeth about 10,000 times since.
6. I can never tell if I'm having fun or not.
7. I wish I had better posture
8. I can be really materialistic. For example, I have been lamenting this for the past few days.
9. I'm really afraid of trying to go to college.
10. I think baseball and marriage are rediculous
11. I want to work at a veterinarian hospital.
12. My main motive for working this summer was to have money for when Radiohead goes on tour again.
13. My CeLeBrItY cRuShHH is bow wow.
14. For the most part I really dislike b&w photography
15. Jenny Lewis is a ho.
16. I haven't had a real "crush" on a boy since 8th grade, but I find a lot of boys attractive.
17. My shower water tastes really good but I spit it out because I would feel weird swallowing it.
18. I hate being at home but I do a lot of it.
19. I want to learn every language
20. If I don't have a good Halloween I think I'll die
21. I'm pretty sure I have a permanent sty in my right eye.
22. I have to always face people when they are looking at me because I have a really ugly profile
23. I love talking shit
24. If anyone close to me died the first thing I'd do would be to go straight to Mexico because they celebrate it, otherwise I really don't think I could deal with it.
25. I really wish I had green eyes.
26. When I was little I spoke better Spanish than I do now.
27. I never get sick but I stay home a lot
28. I have a low tolerance for every substance I've tried.
30. I once got really drunk and ended up with a lot of holes in my ears.
31. I only cry when I am angry.
32. I haven't cut my hair 1.5 years.
33. I've had 1 pair of jeans for each school year for the past 5 years.
34. I used to make myself cry by thinking about my little brother annoying my mom.
35. I'm pretty bad at boys
36. I like to dress up for fancy things
37. I wish my middle name was my first name so maybe people would call me "sure".
38. I also wish I had a Spanish last name.
39. It's rediculous how much I worry about school.
40. Everytime I meet someone for the first time they think I got beat up.
41. I spend a lot of time trying to figure out what I'm actually seeing when my eyes are closed.
42. Sometimes I don't know if my dad is out of town or not.

Someone else should do thissss

Mon, 26 Sep 2005 23:23:31 GMT

Friday, Eve and Hanna came over and we ate food and later drank some cool things. Then Sarah Jane and Lizzy came over and seemed tired by us. We forgot a lot of things and then squeezed into a car over to Hannas. I played the piano and drank everyones water bottles and we slept.

Saturday, Hanna drove Eve and her mom and me to the beach for hat party v2.0. It took a long time but then we had a picnic. It was fun and beautiful, and even though I don't like the beach I/we really enjoyed ourselves I think.

Sunday I felt like some sort of warrior. I woke up and watched a lot of Curb Your Enthusiasm, got annoyed by my family and their girlfriends, went online, cleaned my room, and started a photo album. At one point when my mom and I were picking up sushi we got into a fight over school supplies which immediately gave me a heavy nosebleed, mid-rebuttal. My mom walked away so I had to trudge up and down Olympic in search of napkins, looking rediculous. Then later one of my brothers ate my soup, and the other one ate my orange, so I put ice cubes in their shoes.

Today was TERRIBLE.

i'm tite, by hanna

Wed, 21 Sep 2005 04:16:59 GMT

I am so ready for holiday season!

Wed, 17 Aug 2005 01:37:59 GMT

These days are ≥ mosquito bites on my legs, paper cuts on my hands, and band-aids on my heels. And mail sometimes. I just fucking wish it was elementary school already so the teachers could wear holiday-themed sweaters and we could use construction paper and have plastic backpacks.

So, once upon a time we had style.

Sat, 06 Aug 2005 20:57:08 GMT

The only thing I care about is getting paid.

Fri, 29 Jul 2005 23:24:05 GMT

I really am fat so I think I'm just going to go with it and dress like a full-on dumpling from now on.

Sat, 23 Jul 2005 08:40:37 GMT

This was my only friend for two weeks.

I've been awake 31 hours. Going through clouds in the sky is like crashing into chariots or something. My birthday was dreary. It consisted of me getting drunk, watching mary poppins, crying, and then falling asleep. And then walking around the boat with GMA's glasses on. She avoids getting allergies by sitting on wet napkins and sleeping upside down and putting sour cream on her face. And then when she gets upset with me she has to "take a pill". In our room on the boat the hairdryer was called "Shaver 2000". One night we got woken up at 1 am because a volcano was giving off morse code? and all of the Texan equestrians were like "oh hmm look a volcan explosion". This Australian guy on the plane home was telling me about how this shot is coming out for those who want to stop smoking cigarettes. The shot makes you vomit when you smoke, which they suppose will make you quit. It sounds pretty Burgess-y to me.

Mon, 11 Jul 2005 18:12:57 GMT

Being around with my grandmother is like strolling along with a little alien. Like, E.T. style. She douses all of her possesions in rubbing alcohol. And uh, wow. Cruises are so embarrassing. I hope I don't have to turn 16 soon.

Thu, 30 Jun 2005 21:20:28 GMT

The contractors didn’t see this coming. We perused our choices, finally deciding on the deciduous kite, for kites only really make sense in the summer. A winter kite is like a color-changing pine tree in the dimly-lit window of a fourteen year old girl’s room. The game show host told us that in order for the times to change, you must lick your fingers after eating a root-beer popsicle. The hat on the checkered floor will tell you only when you run forward and reclaim the vacant space. Call it anything you like. Groucho Marx was waiting for us at the invisible gate. Invisible gates are only true when there is a kite in the air, whether you can see it or not. Did we make the right choice? The girl in the dimly-lit window began dancing in circles, moving only when we said “stop”. If a word can be so effective, why was this quotidian pine tree still changing colors? The faster we danced, the slower the girl in the window just stood there. I suppose that the chemical reaction between our two movements is what caused that pine tree to dance and smile. It was a bit like those sound-sensitive plastic flowers that move when someone sings or makes a noise, but those are more commonplace. Besides, they don’t have a name. They are just one of those things that adults use to convince small children that they are in the presence of a magical flower. But kites and pine trees are ethereal playthings of the spotless mind, twisting themselves into tiny knots until they burst.

Mon, 20 Jun 2005 03:34:25 GMT

I'm going on a cruise with my grandmother and she keeps telling me it will be fun and a masquerade so I guess it has to be. She says I'll meet an 18-yr-old Belgian diamond dealer and go get married, uhuh. Tuesday the 21st will be thee worst day

Mon, 06 Jun 2005 03:42:43 GMT

SOLVE PLEASE $

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